In the debut feature for Chimera Pictures, John Wallace, a lonely goat-herd looking for his chance to prove his heroism, is dispatched to rescue an unbelievably gorgeous princess who has fallen into the hands of the evil Lord Smith.

And when we say evil, we mean EVIL.

Not only has he imprisoned her in an inpenetrable brick fortress (which happens to be both flammable and inflammable), but this fortress of brick is located at the top of an unscalable cliff (and near an unclimbable tree). Is our hero daunted? Probably. Should he turn around. Vegas odds-makers say "Yes." But no, he presses on, hoping to get a long, deep kiss as reward. What will happen?